troylerkiss

troylerkiss:

faithii:

UM… EXCUSE ME YOU PEASANTS. THIS OUTFIT COST ME LIKE $3000. I GOT A MILLION FANS BECAUSE OF THIS OUTFIT. ALL OF YOU FUCKING LOWLY SCUM NUGGETS ARE FUCKING UNDERDRESSED. I DON’T APPRECIATE YOUR OUTFITS. YOU ALL AREN’T APPROPRIATELY DRESSED FOR PANINO. FUCKING PANINO. DO YOU HEAR THE MUSIC IN HERE. AND YOU FUCKING E-LISTER. I AM UNIMPRESSED WITH YOUR FUCKING STATUS. I AM NUMBER ONE AND ALL OF YOU ARE PEASANTS.

This is why I date girls.

letsmakeloaf

vinebox:

Then there’s always this family member who say this every family reunion